20 Brutal Breakup Messages That Will Leave You Lovesick and Lonely!

10. Don’t Cheat With a Dirty Car

Actually, don’t ever cheat on anyone. But if you are going to cheat, you might want to get your car washed first. In this infamous breakup, our local turd Dave has apparently been cheating on his wife while abandoning their kids at home. Don’t worry, it appears that Nikki got the last laugh. 

How satisfying is it to tell your cheating spouse, “You’re broke!”