20 Brutal Breakup Messages That Will Leave You Lovesick and Lonely!

1. I Don’t Love You, But Here Is Some Pizza.

The night is young. You’ve got pizza on the way. Your loved one said that they are coming over with your favorite movie. But then the pizza arrives. And your loved one isn’t there. And instead of your favorite movie, you find this simple message written in red above your greasy pie.

Of course, we can’t choose how people leave relationships but at least this poor soul had some grease to drown his sorrow in.