The 50-Year Old, Unopen Christmas Gift From an Ex-Girlfriend

Confusion Galore

When you put a gift under a tree in front of kids, they think it’s for them, but Adrian never allowed it to be opened. Decades passed and his wife and kids learned never to bother Adrian about the matter. They just ignored it. A few times Janet pushed the matter, jealous of something lasting so long for an old ex-girlfriend, but Adrian wouldn’t budge.